✨蕭伯納 幽默深刻的經典語錄✨

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1. Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak.

——bernard shaw

由於光速比音速快，所以在我們聽到人們開口之前，個個都顯得很聰明。

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2. One should love animals,they are so tasty.

-bernard shaw

人們應該喜愛動物，它們好吃來著呢。

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3. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

——bennard shaw

明白人從不結婚，結了婚就不明白了。

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4. Success is a relative term,it brings so many relatives.

-bernard shaw。

成功是一個相對的概念，就看你怎麼看，無怪乎成功人士大家都拿他當自家親戚看。

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5. Your future depends on your dreams,so go to sleep.

-bernard shaw。

未來取決於夢想。所以趕緊睡覺去。

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6. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

-bernard shaw

開始新的一天，應該有比每天早上一覺醒來更好的方式。

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7. Work fascinates me,i can look at it for hours

。

-bernard shaw

工作令我著迷，我可以一看好幾個小時。

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8. God made relatives;thank god we can choose our friends.

-bernard shaw

上帝造就了親戚；感謝上帝給了我們選擇朋友的機會。

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9. Behind every successful man,there is a woman and behind every unsuccesstul man, there are two women.

每個成功的男人後面都有一個女人；每個不成功的男人後面都有兩個女人。

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10. Practice makes perfect,but nobody is perfect, so why practice?

-bernard shaw

完美無缺苦練來，但沒有一個人是完美無缺的，所以幹嗎要苦練呢？

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11. If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?

-bernard shaw

有人說我們來到這個世上就是要幫助別人的，倘若此話非虛，那麼請問，別人來到這個世界又是幹什麼的？

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12. Money is not everything ,there's mastercard visa.

——bernard shaw

金錢並非一切，還有信用卡呢。

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13. Every man should marry, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

——bernard shaw

每一個男人都應該結婚。畢竟，幸福不是人生中惟一的東西。

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❤️希望這些對小鯊魚有小幫助❤️